I am The Helliot. I've been collecting comics and playing video games for 29 years. Yeah... That's a LONG time. And yes, I'm the grumpy old geek you all will become. Weep.

Anyway, I'm here to keep up with what's going on in Geekdom because their are way too many comics, books, movies, shows and stuff to keep up with.

I also like beer, music of all genres, pinup photography, cats and funny pics.

This tumblr will always be SFW.


And get off my lawn.

 

phoenix:

hearthburn:

fritokal:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I have seen this in several places here in CA.

I’ve actually seen it several places here in Texas. Not restaurants, but clubs and the like. I think it depends on the local attitude toward drinking as much as anything.

I remember when we went to a bar when I visited, they gave me free Coke!

Free soda and coffee, in Chicago. 

phoenix:

hearthburn:

fritokal:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

I have seen this in several places here in CA.

I’ve actually seen it several places here in Texas. Not restaurants, but clubs and the like. I think it depends on the local attitude toward drinking as much as anything.

I remember when we went to a bar when I visited, they gave me free Coke!

Free soda and coffee, in Chicago. 

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

caigithe2810:

dont ever high five with your balls. just dont….and obviously, scissoring is not for guys,

caigithe2810:

dont ever high five with your balls. just dont….and obviously, scissoring is not for guys,

Is there any particular reason why tumblr text posts rarely contain punctuation marks?